Post some good quotes in this thread.

"Masterbation is a lot like procrastination; it feels great at first until you realize you are only fu<king yourself."

"I've decided to quit dating. It's completely unrewarding, and where does it all end? In a dreary reception room with all your relatives getting drunk"

"Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships"

"Ah, VTEC. All of the lag, none of the turbo. It's like waiting for bad s3x"

"on a scale of 1 to 'i don't give a fu<k'...how much do you think i care?"

"I've disappointed more women than Jenny Craig." (TTAngel)

"No matter how hot a chic is, some guy somewhere is sick of putting up with her $hit."

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06 Blue EVO 9

can't take credit for jenny craig I ripped that from someone, but I can't remember where right now.

"never trust anything that bleeds for five days and lives"

"It's an all wheel drive heavy pig"

"just intake, exhaust, and boost controller"

said after something you KNOW is right:
"...and if it's not that way I'll kiss your ass on main street and give you ten minutes to draw a crowd."

"don't worry."

"Bartender, I'm gonna need a beer to put these flames out."

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Bad decisions make good stories.
Look at it! LOOK AT MY @SS AND TELL ME IT'S PRETTY!

only a few that i herd...

'my car isnt fat, its big boned'

'if it isnt shinny, make it shinny' (JOE)

after hearing about our cars as pigs 'might as well get used to seeing the ass end of it' (i just thought of it)

i know a bunch more but cant think of them right now.

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1994 Stealth R/T TT Pearl Yellow
-Out since June 05'
-Almost ready for start up

1991 Stealth R/T Red
-Out for 7 weeks with a spun bearing
-Came back to life on 8/04/07
-Blew the motor again on 11/25/07

driving a moped is like banging a fat chick....."dont tell your friends"

nos is like banging a hot chick with an s.t.d...."you wanna hit it but your afraid of the results"

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1992 RT/TT Black.......lots of goodies.

for my friend Pat, after i had already had a few

"Pat trying to read is a like a fat kid running after an icecream truck, you know hes gonna try, but he's just gonna fail"

But you kinda gotta know Pat too.

I've got some.................

Why do men die before there wives?..............................they want to.

If your wife is yelling at you at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door which do you let in?.............The dog, he'll shut-up once he's in.

"The number of feet in a yard is directly proportional to the success of the barbecue."
"I read Playboy for the same reason I read National Geographic. To see the sights I'm never going to visit."


Some good ones for the workplace:

"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."
"For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision"

"She didn't look like no cop."

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Bad decisions make good stories.
Look at it! LOOK AT MY @SS AND TELL ME IT'S PRETTY!

"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about."

"I don't actually work on cars, I just talk about them on the internet."

"I can't tuna car, but I can sure tuna taco."

a bus station is where a bus stops,
a train station is where a train stops,
on my desk, I have a work station...

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1993 3000GT VR-4 (build in progress)
1994 3000GT SL
Lead, Follow, or get out of my way!

Also know as:
"dead weight", "wrong wheel drive noob"

"I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time"

Words to live by.
" put the shower curtain inside the bath tub"

"drive it like has a siren" (doesn't mean they won't stop ya)

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Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

"Sorry, my first language is dumba$$, not English."

that one sounds familar???!!!?!??

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Bad decisions make good stories.
Look at it! LOOK AT MY @SS AND TELL ME IT'S PRETTY!

I miss you Adam.