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ttangel
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 Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:18 pm |
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player 1: "So I found out I have Crohn's disease."
player 2: "Your brother told you that you have Crohn's disease?"
player 1: "No, my doctor told me I have Crohn's disease. Idiot."
player 2: "Well, I didn't know."
player 1: "WTF! Why isn't Adam laughing at me. That was comedy gold."
player 1: "MY DOCTOR TOLD ME I HAVE CROHN'S DISEASE."
:pity laugh:
player 1: "F*ck it, nevermind."
And:
"I can't believe I've been talking about Nasa killing the challenger astronauts like it's no big deal all night, and everyone is fine with that. Like it's no big deal or something."
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:39 pm |
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I keep hearing about pictures, and yet, still no pictures. I tried too hard to fit in? Yeah, I have this habit of putting on a gross old sweater when I want to impress people. 
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ttangel
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:39 pm |
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Runner up wrote: I keep hearing about pictures, and yet, still no pictures. I tried too hard to fit in? Yeah, I have this habit of putting on a gross old sweater when I want to impress people. My camera is at home. I am at work. I realize I am one of about four people on w3si with a job, but that doesn't mean I'm ready to give in to peer pressure. As far as trying to hard to fit in, she said MAYBE a bit to hard. Not that you definitely were. And I can't comment on if you were or not, because to be completely honest, I was to busy trying to pick on MDC in the beginning of the night to pay much attention to you, and at the end of the night I was to busy listening to the drunken ramblings of Amy, my wife, Eric, Bret, and the guy that wouldn't stop babbling about the christian religion to pay much attention to you. Until you stated that you were up to your neck in pussy because of "Your favorite drinking shirt," which was "eighty years old" and was a stolen cardigan sweater that Mr. Rodgers would look at and say, "Seriously guy? That's what you're gonna rock your A game in?" At that point my attention turned fully to watching you get verbally destroyed by the likes of Eric and Bret. It was brutal, but much like a train wreck no matter how gruesome it is, I just couldn't look away.
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:56 pm |
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Haha, Eric did wake up alone, he did not make me breakfast or even coffee that bastard. He and I did stay up after you left and floated the keg though. >>"So after that and the sweater, any chance he'd get sympathy sex if you were a single underaged girl?" She replied: "No."<< Fucking hilarious. I'm pretty sure you misquoted Lisa though, I'm fairly certain she said "No fucking way". ttangel wrote: bret.holbrook wrote: Haha, the irony of the 18 year old at the party talking about underage pussy, that definitely qualifies as reaching a new low. Yes, my wife also commented on that during the ride home. She said: "I think he was talking about underage meaning under 21 like him. I don't think he ment it the way you guys were taking it." Then a little while later she said: "I felt kinda bad for him. He was trying hard to fit in. Maybe a little too hard." Which I replied with, "So after that and the sweater, any chance he'd get sympathy sex if you were a single underaged girl?" She replied: "No." Then I laughed. Alot. I guess the real question is, and perhaps only Bret can answer this one for us, is... Did Eric wake up alone, or did he make you breakfast before you two went back out to the keg?
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:58 pm |
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Us take something out of context? Never. ttangel wrote: bret.holbrook wrote: Haha, the irony of the 18 year old at the party talking about underage pussy, that definitely qualifies as reaching a new low. She said: "I think he was talking about underage meaning under 21 like him. I don't think he ment it the way you guys were taking it."
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:10 pm |
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ttangel wrote: player 1: "So I found out I have Crohn's disease."
player 2: "Your brother told you that you have Crohn's disease?"
player 1: "No, my doctor told me I have Crohn's disease. Idiot."
player 2: "Well, I didn't know."
player 1: "WTF! Why isn't Adam laughing at me. That was comedy gold."
player 1: "MY DOCTOR TOLD ME I HAVE CROHN'S DISEASE."
:pity laugh:
player 1: "F*ck it, nevermind."
And:
"I can't believe I've been talking about Nasa killing the challenger astronauts like it's no big deal all night, and everyone is fine with that. Like it's no big deal or something." The guy you are referring to in these quotes obviously has some very distinct mental problems. I think that's hot though. We packed a lot of laughs into one Saturday. Laughs and hill billys. _________________ 
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:13 pm |
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Adam, get off your ass and post your damn pics already. I'm sure the WI crew needs more black-mail material on me and I'm certain your pics of me from Sat night are just what they are looking for.
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:16 pm |
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Team Hill Billy  Bret's Pigtails  Waiting for Benny in an all girls school parking lot with nothing to do  Best cars there. I might be bias  Our Fearless Leader... with one of those headset things... talking about important leader stuff...  Fuzzy Trees  Cars on Cruise  More cars  Cars  and cars  Spider Pig's @ss  Spider Pig sitting on... Something... Hope it's not contagious  VerFer the unibomber  Drunk Girl and Girl that Rejected Bret because his A game is weak  (P.S. Lisa had a better chance then you, and technically got to first base.) Drunk girls butt... and everyone else... don't know what I was looking at.  Eric being Eric  My Pig's got more Naws then that car has horsepower  Eric and Lisa in Smoke  Eric and Lisa without Smoke  Religious Guy couldn't get the demons out.  Eric and... my wife... Sigh...  "You have no idea how much underage pussy I pull with this shirt."  And that will just about do it kiddies. I've got more of Lisa and my penis from the ride home, but those are pay per view, 'cause the car needs new tires. P.S. Lisa has your sweatshirt Bret. She in return left Uncle Benny her sweatshirt. I'm sure between the two of you, you sat around sniffing it and doing god knows what else... so I'm thinking maybe you guys can just keep it... :p
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:18 am |
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bret.holbrook
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:31 am |
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Wow, thank you for posting the pics, I want to have your baby.
My sweatshirt has double-hotness on it now, Leah and Lisa, nothing like a little L & L sniff over coffee in the morning, no matter what you do, do NOT wash it, much more sniffing to come.
Haha, can't wait until the next event. Good times.
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:58 am |
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Quote: Johnny:
Did you ever share that bag of chips or what? NO! My chips! I had a different bag earlier in the evening, and everyone else ate that bag. I was keeping that one! 
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:06 am |
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Haha, you are such a complete and total ass-hat. I was definitely pushing my B game but I'm pretty sure it was the pig-tails that ultimately lead to my demise. We'll just chalk it up to she was a classy chick and wouldn't want anything to do with a piece of shit like me, and of course Scott was wearing that sweater which was pulling all the prime meat off everybody else.
Adam: "Drunk Girl and Girl that Rejected Bret because his A game is weak
(P.S. Lisa had a better chance then you, and technically got to first ba
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:25 am |
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I would like to point out how shitty bret is at quoting.
And the fact that I completely forgot to pay my fair share for the keg. So... I owe you that Eric. My bad. I feel like a tool.
Anywho. peace out.
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:47 pm |
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seemed like everyone had a lot of fun. How late were all of you guys up drinking anyway? I forgot what time I left. But the girlfriend was a bit bitchy. I still don't think PMS is real. It's only their excuses to get there way. lol.
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:59 pm |
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fwd_3kgt wrote: seemed like everyone had a lot of fun. How late were all of you guys up drinking anyway? I forgot what time I left. But the girlfriend was a bit bitchy. I still don't think PMS is real. It's only their excuses to get there way. lol. Lisa and I shut it down at 2 am, and at that point it was just Eric and Bret left, but they might very well have just curled up next to the keg and fallen asleep after that.
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