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Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
can die.

Number 8 - Men have only two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a
man without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the
stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT - We know exactly where one cow with
mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in
America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal
immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration

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'94 vr4- Now with extra slowness

remember your id this time for the dells.

we're gonna get wasted and see/grab some boobies.

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Bad decisions make good stories.
Look at it! LOOK AT MY @SS AND TELL ME IT'S PRETTY!

AAAHHHHHH
OK
mmmmmm boobies

What no woman? Or is she going to try grab some as well?
When are you leaving?

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'94 vr4- Now with extra slowness

HEY!! I am in, when is this fun starting. I am heading up to the dells after work tonight.

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1993 3000GT VR-4 (build in progress)
1994 3000GT SL
Lead, Follow, or get out of my way!

Also know as:
"dead weight", "wrong wheel drive noob"

woman is coming with, but I am in the clear for looking at other boobies due to a 'look but don't touch' policy, and I can touch hers...

You however, will be expected to find the girl from last year that was wearing the "I heart c*ck" t-shirt. (and if your in need, you can look at lisa's boobies.)

I will be leaving after work on friday, which thanks to my signifcant other will be AFTER 5 pm. She signed up to work the 12:00 to 5 shift... I was SOOOOOoooooOOOOOooooo proud. (we also have to be back in Green Bay by 3pm at the latest because she signed up to work the late shift for sunday. Sometimes I think she gets dates, times, and the ability to be in two places at once confused...)

Matt, when are you heading out?

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Bad decisions make good stories.
Look at it! LOOK AT MY @SS AND TELL ME IT'S PRETTY!

Amy is coming with, so maybe I will just find that shirt and buy it for her.

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1993 3000GT VR-4 (build in progress)
1994 3000GT SL
Lead, Follow, or get out of my way!

Also know as:
"dead weight", "wrong wheel drive noob"

My last class is suppose to end a 3:30 so some time after that.

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'94 vr4- Now with extra slowness

I got permission to touch but only if Joanna is allowed to touch em too.

Sounds like a fair deal.

wow It's hard to beat that deal. Is the type of touching limited?

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'94 vr4- Now with extra slowness

yes, excellent deal. you are a way better negotiator than me.

Matt, wanna caravan?

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Bad decisions make good stories.
Look at it! LOOK AT MY @SS AND TELL ME IT'S PRETTY!

hummmm, I think we are going to have to get Joanna and Amy together then.

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1993 3000GT VR-4 (build in progress)
1994 3000GT SL
Lead, Follow, or get out of my way!

Also know as:
"dead weight", "wrong wheel drive noob"

I suck at negotiating. It looks like I'm going to be stuck touching myself, again.

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Should have gotten the e-manage.

I am, right after the NGizzle the 650's are going in. I am tired of waiting and driving a slow 12 second car with a weak 3XX awhp. I need to strap on another 100awhp.

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