I'm dating a girl named Lisa.

she fell down the stairs to her appartment yesterday because of her cat (or the fact that walking and chewing gum at the same time is hard for some girls. add stairs and there is no chance. ) and broke her ankle. She also sprained or stretched her tendions or something. I don't know I wasn't really listening.

So I played the part of the concerned male, and brought her a get well card and flowers and what not.

THE CAT IS STILL ALIVE.

wtf?

If a cat made me fall down the stairs I would strap it to a cannon ball and shoot it into a dog pound.

I just figured I'd let everybody know that. stupid cats.

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Please, don't whine to me about cats. Try living with a retarded one while its in heat.

...or how about one that pukes all the time

...or how about one that eats everything.

...or how about one that thinks your bed is a litter box.

...or...

Damn cats.

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06 Blue EVO 9

The threee that my sister brought home, they all have those in common, cept the bed is a litter box, they do that over the whole house.

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1994 Stealth R/T TT Pearl Yellow
-Out since June 05'
-Almost ready for start up

1991 Stealth R/T Red
-Out for 7 weeks with a spun bearing
-Came back to life on 8/04/07
-Blew the motor again on 11/25/07

My cat is awesome. If anyone touched it there would be instant death.

Adam I drove by your place last night at like 8:40, I saw noone alive so I did an AWD burnout on your porch and left.

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2005 Saab Linear 2.0t - DD
1993 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4 (Sandstone Grey) - SOLD!!
BPU 1993 Dodge Stealth R/T ATX - SOLD!!!

Women. They can be good, and ones that can't run are better.

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LOL Adam, a new chick? Sounds like a bright one, as much dumb shit that has happened to me/ my car I can honestly say i have never fell down and broke my leg. Ill remind myself never to give into your sympathy lol. Have a good one havnt see you GB guys in forever! well in December ill be one of the GB gang so we should all hang out than. TTYL

You should join us this weekend Christine at VerFer's,

Where? Doing what"?

See turbo install thread in the general section.

why does everyone find that so hard to believe?


The Brett:
I have often driven by your house and saw your car sitting lonely outside. I'm not sure what to tell you. I have not had much time at home lately. If I am at home I'm sleeping or working on the Jag, so that I can sell it. She has taken up the annoying habit of blowing fuses like that is her job.


My latest complaint is the fact that her brakes are spongy on her saturn. I realize that it is a GM peice of shit, and the car stops fine (enough), but I would just like to take a look at them. We got into a decent sized fight on the way home the other night. (I was driving her saturn because of her bad ankle.)

Lisa apparently believes that:
A) Saturn's use a special braking system that only the dealer is allowed to look at, let alone touch or attempt to look at.
B) You can apparently tell by feel if your brakes are going out. but only if you drive your car everyday. thus I am not qualified to look at brakes. again.
C) The brakes were changed two years ago. Therefore they are good today. Also, if you change the brakes, all the braking system must be replaced, not just the pads. and she does not have the money for that right now.*
D) Saturn runs a specialized, high-tech, never been duplicated, can't get them at autozone, metallic brake pad. this is something that only dealers can get. They are beyond mortals like myself.



* - intresting foot note. my father is the exact opposite of this methodology, in that he will have me pull apart the brakes on his chevy truck, go to autozone, and get the cheapest pads known to man, then just replace one pad, because the other "still has an 1/16th of an inch left on it."

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Bad decisions make good stories.
Look at it! LOOK AT MY @SS AND TELL ME IT'S PRETTY!