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So my uncle Walt got this cat stuck in his bum one time, true story. He had to go to the hospital to get it removed. He bought the cat at the local strip mall, so the whole thing wound up on the news, and of course all my family was embarrased and what not. so a few days goes by, and the whole thing kinda dies down, until he does it again. Different cat, but same result. complete with a trip to the emergancy room and a spot on the nightly news.

So another couple days go by, and I see him walking out of the local pet store with another cat. So I say to him, "Jesus, Walt, what's the deal? You know your just gonna get this cat stuck up your @$$, too."

And he looks at me and says, "Adam, how else am I suppose to get the gerbal out?"

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Bad decisions make good stories.
Look at it! LOOK AT MY @SS AND TELL ME IT'S PRETTY!

What's grosser than a dead baby in a garbage can?

The looter attempting to steal it to sell it on Ebay

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2005 Saab Linear 2.0t - DD
1993 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4 (Sandstone Grey) - SOLD!!
BPU 1993 Dodge Stealth R/T ATX - SOLD!!!

10 dead babies in 10 garbage cans.

Know what's more disturbing than that?

Ten looters attempting to steal them to sell them on Ebay

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2005 Saab Linear 2.0t - DD
1993 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4 (Sandstone Grey) - SOLD!!
BPU 1993 Dodge Stealth R/T ATX - SOLD!!!

1 dead baby in 10 garbage cans.

It was the first day of Grade Three in a new town for Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20. Johnny, however, did extremely well; he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are from Alabama, son."

The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. It's Grade Three, so most could make it half way through without much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but Johnny rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end. That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, "That's because you are from Alabama, son."

The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well endowed". This confused him. That night he told his Dad. "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Alabama?" he asked. "No, son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."

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2005 Saab Linear 2.0t - DD
1993 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4 (Sandstone Grey) - SOLD!!
BPU 1993 Dodge Stealth R/T ATX - SOLD!!!