I sold my Benz.

Traded it in for a Lincoln. It has four doors, and a really cushy ride.

I drove to work today in the left lane going 55 mph, with my left signal light on the whole time. It was everything I thought it could be.

I now need a flat hat and a cane rack for the back window.

Wow I'm old.

When the f*ck did that happen? I remember when I was young. It was better back then. We didn't run around with our pants hanging around our ankles, or shoot up people who pissed us off at school. I would also like to point out that taco bell tasted better back then.

I walked to school. Up hill both ways. Through snow four feet high. And I only wore shoes one way because I didn't want to wear them out.

Oh well. At least I'll get a wheel chair soon and never have to walk ever again. that'll be pretty b*tch'n.

I wonder how vodka and prune juice tastes? Maybe that will become my new drink of choice.

Anywho. To all you whipper-snappers out there, Party hard because it doesn't last long, and suddenly you'll have responsibility and a mortgage and you'll be coaching pee-wee soccer.

Also, wrap your tool. Or get spade or nuetered. I don't care which, but all of you f*cking fail at life. I weep for the future. Pull up your pants! Get a haircut and job!

And quit screwing around so much. You all screw around to much.

AND GET THE F*CK OFF MY LAWN!

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You speak the truth.

The truth is depressing.

heh...I bet you don't even qualify for the senior discount at McDonalds.

I said I was old, not one of the walking dead.

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Sux 2 B U!

I'm still young and pretty. If a pancake shows up on your lincoln I didn't put it there.

Go work at walmart handing out carts to the soccer moms.

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soccer moms can be pretty hot sometimes...

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Confucius say "Man who run behind car get exhausted, man who run in front of car get tired." Unless we are talking about a 3S. Then it's obviously "man who run is going to get another beer!"

What kind of Lincoln? I've got one too... unfortunately. I just moved a bit closer to you now, I bought a house about 3 or 4 blocks away.

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1992 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4 - Single Turbo

Well if ya feel old, then you probably are old, see i like to flip flop like john kerry did back when he was running for president, sometimes i feel old and sometimes i feel young, it all depends also on who you associate yourself with...as in my case, i have friends that range from 21 to 65, and am 33 lol going on 12 most of the time lol
except those mornings where i have to use a cane cus my back hurts to much...hmmm yeah i am feeling old just thinking about it

Don't worry man, you're not old yet.

You'll know when you're old because you'll be beaten down until the only thing left that you care about is, "GET THE F*CK OFF MY LAWN!"

That, and maybe vodka and prune juice. Which BTW, tastes like prune juice.

The Benz for a Lincoln. Hmmmm, is a Lincoln LS? I picked up a black Lincoln LSE last year as my winter car! How the heck did I talk the wife into a LSE as a winter car....it came with winter rims and tires. The car is in great shape. So I guess your getting old like me. I just hit 44 a few months back.

Had to dig my VR4 out of the storage because my friend sold his house where it was stored. Car is running pig rich!!! So I guess I will be spending some $$$ on it this year. I had to be over a year since I have posted on here. Glad to be back.

Kyle

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93 3000 GT VR4

Lincoln MKZ.

All wheel drive.

heated and cooled leather seats.

That's right, my ass is always the perfect temperature.

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The other day I was in the grocery store and was buying some food items and a 6-pak of Bud Light. When I came up to the check-out the clerk asked me if I was eligble for the senior citizen discount?????? Of course this really pissed me off, but I kept my kool and said in a very rational voice "no I'm not". He continued to check out my items and finally came to the beer, and asked "can I see your I.D."? and this is what I said, "ya dumb F#$ker, ya just asked me if I was old enough for the senior citizen discount and now you want to see my I.D.?? KMA!!!!!

That's the kinda $hit that happens when you get older.

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92 Biege RT Stealth
92 Red TT Stealth

Oh dear lord is that Epic.

The great part about that is in another few years, he'll graduate from community college with a degree in left handed masturbation and go to work for the parts department in the Green Bay honda/mitsu shop.

Woot.

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Yes Adam, you are old. You have gone down hill rapidly these past few years. Fear not, the white ninja shall negate your failure by never growing old.

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Bullsh*t @sshole. Nobody likes the tuna here.

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