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Bbviper
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:24 am |
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Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:03 pm Posts: 315 Location: Bonduel , WI
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If you were to go on a picnic with a red neck what would be a must of things that would HAVE TO BE IN IT!
Cheez wiz/ ritz crackers Twinkies crosswords/ wordfinds romance novel TV guide home made slingshot Napkins from McDOnald's paper cups Duct tape preperation H ( good for bug bites) Sun screen Gummy worms
GIVE ME MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_________________ Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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G-ELL
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:15 am |
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Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2003 1:18 am Posts: 3153 Location: Lehigh Valley, PA
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SJ
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:22 pm |
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MRink
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:34 pm |
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Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:08 pm Posts: 521 Location: Wind Lake, WI
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A working TV to put on top of a non-working TV.
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ttangel
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:40 pm |
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Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:25 pm Posts: 2502 Location: Green Bay
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spare giant belt buckle proclaiming you the *insert small county name here* bull riding champion.
_________________ Bad decisions make good stories.
Look at it! LOOK AT MY @SS AND TELL ME IT'S PRETTY!
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unclebenny
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 12:56 pm |
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Joined: Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:27 am Posts: 934 Location: Oconomowoc WI
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non working washer/dryer, couch, and a couple of partially functioning cars.
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SJ
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:01 pm |
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ttangel
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:42 pm |
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Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:25 pm Posts: 2502 Location: Green Bay
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a hot cousin...
_________________ Bad decisions make good stories.
Look at it! LOOK AT MY @SS AND TELL ME IT'S PRETTY!
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Bbviper
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:49 pm |
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Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:03 pm Posts: 315 Location: Bonduel , WI
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A can of Hormel Chili , as Larrythe cable guy says " Put Hormel chili on just about anything and you can eat it!"
_________________ Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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Jhammer
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:30 pm |
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Joined: Mon May 23, 2005 11:25 am Posts: 605 Location: Waukesha. WI
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a guy with a T-shirt that has the "stars and bars" on it and says:
"Git 'R Done"
or how about the guy I saw on my way to Madison today... Driving a late 80's Camaro with the "stars and bars" covering the whole back window. (no lie, I saw this today)
_________________ 1993 3000GT VR-4 (build in progress)
1994 3000GT SL
Lead, Follow, or get out of my way!
Also know as:
"dead weight", "wrong wheel drive noob"
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SJ
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:39 pm |
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Jhammer wrote: or how about the guy I saw on my way to Madison today... Driving a late 80's Camaro with the "stars and bars" covering the whole back window. (no lie, I saw this today) See that a lot with that new screen technology. Saw it on a white GMC the other day -- looked ok somehow... Wife beater with bbq stain Cowboy hat Gun rack in back Piss on (insert Ford, bowtie, whatever) decal on back Keep honking, I'm reloadingAnd my personal fav on a big, black clean as a whistle pickemup truck: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite meMy cousins are Smith and Wesson
_________________ Racing is life. Everything else is just waiting. http://umg.mn3s.orghttp://ummo.boards.net
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Jhammer
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:46 pm |
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Joined: Mon May 23, 2005 11:25 am Posts: 605 Location: Waukesha. WI
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Quote: See that a lot with that new screen technology. No man, this was an ACTUAL flag, not a screen printing. 
_________________ 1993 3000GT VR-4 (build in progress)
1994 3000GT SL
Lead, Follow, or get out of my way!
Also know as:
"dead weight", "wrong wheel drive noob"
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SJ
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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:50 pm |
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Jhammer wrote: Quote: See that a lot with that new screen technology. No man, this was an ACTUAL flag, not a screen printing.  Sure that wasn't on a red honda with a big high wing? SJ
_________________ Racing is life. Everything else is just waiting. http://umg.mn3s.orghttp://ummo.boards.net
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