Yall wanna single? say F that. F that, F that.

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Will some one slip that guy a few more Vicodin.
He will be fine in a couple of min. We should also stop pissin
in his corn flakes , I think it worked !!

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Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Here is a really bad I fail!!
Labor Day weekend. It starts out with getting out of bed . I had
a fricken kink in the middle of my back I couldn't move. I was
able to pursuade my wife to massage it a bit and then I asked her to try
to crack it in ....Ok so I thought it was a good idea.. She poped it in
but at the same time broke 2 ribs. Trust me you could hear both pop.

Well I had targeted this day to work on the wife's car , Chev Lumina.
Brakes. Well it sounds easy enough .. I was doing rotors and pads. So
I thought I had the right special socket to pull out the big pins but I was
mistaken, Had to go to town to get the right one. Well I was unsure of the size, U walk into A Up urs Zone and ask if they can help me ..Of coursenot. So I buy the closest 2 that I think they are.

I stop on the way home get the family some lunch from the grocery store.
I go home.

I eat then go to break loose the big pins and I snap my 1/2 " drive to 3/8" impact with the new socket . I break another one I had also. I had this big ass break bar on it to do this .

I'm like GOD Damn it , broken rib and broken tools what the hell ? Talk about pain....

TRust me this gets better.

I tell my wife I need to go to town to get another new socket. I start looking for my wallet......And I look and look and look. NO WALLET
NOw Iam very hot and feel like the world is against me .
My little brother shows up and I say don't ask whats wrong just drive my ass to the car store. I go into my other car to get the other socket I didn't need earlier and Igrab the bag it is in and it has a hole in it and out falls the socket right out the door and in to sewer grate next to the car. UUUGG

So I go to town hoping that the car store found the wallet or the grocery store did. I had 150$ in it in cash for Mother's day gift and taking her out to eat. NO luck I failed SOOOOO bad that day .

I would go home with no wallet and put the car back together and called it a day and took it to the garage on Monday.

I did have the wallet returned 2 days later . All credit cards there no money it was all gone . I can handle that .

Fail would = oil change , use my brakes put them in , new pin old one
frozen in the car+ new serpintine belt and tensioner = $182.00

Lost cash 150$ and broken rib x-rays .......WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED?

SOME DAYS IT DOESN'T PAY TO GET OUT OF BED!

Tim

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Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Here is an observed fail from today:

I was driving the sexy beast, 94 blue pearl TT. I went in to get some pizza pie at Papa Murphys. A couple minutes later I see a man approaching his mazda parked 2 spots over unable to take his eyes off the beast. He walked back and forth by his car a couple times trying to soak it all the beauty in.

He eventually got into his car. While driving away at a blistering 2 mph, he was still unable to take his eyes off the beast. Just as he catches a glimpse of the drivers side, he runs into the stop sign in the parking lot. Sign is bent, bumper fucked, fail.

OMG , That's funny ...... "Look at your own risk !"
Risk!? Yep... people have been know to get hurt looking at the
"THE RIDE"...

Did you feel the need to go and um ....help him off the sign post?

Or did you wave as you drove by?

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Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Actually, I was in the pizza shop watching it happen. He drove off asap. Didn't get a chance to chat.

Time to update the FAIL!

I have a mercedes C230 that I affectionatley call "the beater."

Mainly because between my wife and the car it's hard to decide which I would rather bare knuckle box with.

I was driving it happily for some time until I left it at work in the parking lot, and my boss decided it would be a great idea to paint pipe in the parking lot.

Half the cars in the parking lot now have little red spots all over them. The benz included.

EPIC FAIL.

So on the way home, (my wipers work like sh*t now that the windsheild is full of little red paint dots BTW.) The check engine light goes on. Along with EVERY other light. including the traction, abs, and even "low fuel" light.

EVERY light.

So it has been in and out of the local shop trying to find some sort of computer problem...

all the while the paint dots are hardening...

and my boss has decided that everyone needs to file under there own insurance, and pay the decuctable, and then we will get reimbursed when our insurance goes after my works insurance...


FAIL.

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Bad decisions make good stories.
Look at it! LOOK AT MY @SS AND TELL ME IT'S PRETTY!

Your deductible should be an orbital buffer and the reimbursement should be your boss buffing out all the spots.

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06 Blue EVO 9