So last night I went to the annual Wild Game Feed at St. Matthew's Church in Green Bay. If you guys have never done this you need to try it. 20 bucks for a ticket to get in the door. You get all you can eat dead animals. There was rabbit, bison, elk, pheasant, venison, bear, and other things that PETA hates to eat. Also appetizers and desert.
Then after you are done eating you mozy your way from the cafeteria to the bar in the basement of a church, where you procede to get drunk, talk stupid and gamble on a chance to win firearms. But they do have rules. If you want to smoke you have to go by the door.
If you win a hand gun they keep it until they confirm that your not a felon, but if it's a rifle or a shotgun you can go to walmart that night an pick up shells.

Some guy won a semi-automatic rifle and was walking around pointing it at people all night long. Then there was almost a fight over some sort of deer rifle and who won it, and how the competition is rigged.

It was awesome.
Did I mention this all happened in the basement of a church?