The other day I had left my side door on my garage open, when I came in there was a huge cat sitting on top of my car! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Seeing it was deer hunting season and my gun was sighted in, I took aim. The smart f**ker knew that my BMW Z3 was in the line of fire........so were the neighbors but I don't give a shit about them, I wanted him off my car!!!!!!!!!! I didn't want to scare him so that when he takes off he digs his claws in for traction, I opened the big garge door and off he went. When I looked at my car there were muddy cat prints all over. Silly me why didn't I have my car cover on? After washing the car I decided to catch him and make him pay. One box trap and a can of tuna and BINGO....we got him. While trying to decide his fate I brought him in the house.........first mistake, the kids fall in love with this car vandal. Second mistake... I let him stay that night. So, we now have an understanding..... he stays off my car, and he gets fed and a warm place to sleep.

P.S. He is kinda kool looking.

BA HA HA HA HA HA HA

you sir will have muddy cat prints on your car for the rest of that cat's nine lives. They are to dumb to be taught. much like a few of my ex-girlfriends.

I had a pigeon on my car once. Hit him with the hose, and he thought it was a bird bath...

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Bad decisions make good stories.
Look at it! LOOK AT MY @SS AND TELL ME IT'S PRETTY!

Nope, I'm keeping him in the house from here on in!