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SJ
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:30 pm |
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G-ELL
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:46 pm |
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Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2003 1:18 am Posts: 3153 Location: Lehigh Valley, PA
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What do you want to know?
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unclebenny
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:23 pm |
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G-ELL wrote: What do you want to know? Why you aren't prepping the 11-second-monster for unclebenny's ride in it this saturday at GLD. 
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My94r/t
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:53 pm |
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SJ, as Greg said... "what do you need to know?"
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SJ
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 12:26 am |
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ttangel
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:11 am |
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SJ, a dead horse will not fit in an evo trunk any better than it will a 3/S. I thought we went over this. 
_________________ Bad decisions make good stories.
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unclebenny
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:40 am |
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I'm not up to par on my dead horse knowledge, but I can tell you a dead hooker doesn't fit for sure. 
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SJ
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 8:35 am |
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Riding Dead Horses
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that, "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."
However, in government, education, and in corporate America, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip
2. Changing riders
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse
4. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired
7. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride horses
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse's performance
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses!
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses
And of course my favorite...........
13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position, eventually electing him President
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G-ELL
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:19 am |
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Don't make me break out my theory on supercharging a horse.
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ttangel
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:27 am |
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or mine on going from a twin turbo horse to a single turbo horse.
_________________ Bad decisions make good stories.
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unclebenny
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:12 pm |
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there is no horse. knock knock neo.
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SJ
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:07 am |
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ttangel
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:25 am |
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Joined: Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:25 pm Posts: 2502 Location: Green Bay
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I don't get it. It's a couple freaking lights. is that what this is all about? some leet JDM turn signals. And you call me a ricer, SJ. at least my flashing underbodies are USDM. 
_________________ Bad decisions make good stories.
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SJ
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:06 am |
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G-ELL
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:41 am |
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Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2003 1:18 am Posts: 3153 Location: Lehigh Valley, PA
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